The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
have you guys heard of that cool anime
things that will instantly improve any movie:
- bickering scientists
Yaoi sex scenes
i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first
where do you fit in on the moirail scale?
srsly gamkar is my pale otp but shit guys you kind of suck :’)
Hannibal: *screams from mountain top* I EAT PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Jack Crawford at the bottom of the mountain: *screams back* YOU EAT PINEAPPLE? ME TOO!!
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
I need new blogs to follow.
Reblog this if you post-
- random funny or awesome shit but mostly homestuck
Ok friend, i just posted some pictures to answer your question, by the way, go fuck yourself.
"You’re only trans because you’d make an ugly woman"
Im p sure im not ugly, bitches.